過節收到紅包
2、過節收紅包的搞笑說說
1、真希望收到紅包的時候，裡面寫著「再來一包」。
I really hope that when I receive the red envelope, it says "One more".
2、今年過年不收禮，收禮只收毛爺爺。
I don't accept gifts for Chinese New Year this year, but only Grandpa Mao.
3、我們之間除了新年快樂，就沒有大一點的紅包嗎？
Apart from Happy New Year, don't we have a bigger red envelope?
4、壓歲錢隨便給多少，只要是紅色的就行。
You can give as much lucky money as you want, as long as it is red.
5、紅包我出，你開心就好。
I'll give you the red envelope, as long as you are happy.
6、每天早上醒來，發現你和紅包都在。
Wake up every morning and find you and the red envelope.
7、世間萬物，唯有發紅包的人不可辜負。
Of all things in the world, only those who send red envelopes can't live up to them.
8、紅包搶得好，生活沒煩惱。
Rob red packets is very good, and there is no trouble in life.
9、問世間何為良葯，一是紅包，二是鈔票，紅包發得勤，你干什麼都行，鈔票給到位，你怎麼都對，如果不對，那一定是鈔票額度不對。
Ask what is a good medicine in the world: first, red envelopes and second, banknotes. You can do whatever you want. If the banknotes are given in place, you are right. If not, it must be the wrong amount of banknotes.
10、每次過年紅包都是推來推去的，真怕一推就走了。
Every Chinese New Year red envelope is pushed around. I'm afraid I'll push it aw