小學生聖誕節短劇

1、適合初二學生的幽默英語小短劇，關於聖誕節的！！！

12月25日的聖誕節是慶祝基督教創始人耶穌基督生日的日子，
是美國最大、人們最喜愛的節日。

據基督教徒的聖書《聖經》說，上帝決定讓他的獨生子耶穌基
督投生人間，找個母親，然後就在人間生活，以便人們能更好地了
解上帝、學習熱愛上帝和更好地相互熱愛。「聖誕節」的意思是「
慶祝基督」，慶祝一個年輕的猶太婦女瑪麗婭生下耶穌的時刻。

瑪麗婭已和木匠約瑟夫訂婚。可是，在他們同居之前，約瑟夫
發現瑪麗婭已懷孕。因為約瑟夫是個正派的人，又不想把這件事說
出去讓她丟臉，所以他想悄悄地和她分手。他正在考慮這事時，上
帝的天使出現在他的夢中，對他說，「不要嘀咕了，把瑪麗婭娶回
家。她懷的孩子來自聖靈。她將生下個男孩子，你們給孩子起名叫
耶穌，因為他將從罪惡中拯救人們。」

盡管耶穌的確切生日並不清楚，大約是在2000年前，但是日歷
按著假定日期把時間分為公元前（耶穌基督誕生前）和公元後（A.
D. 是拉丁文縮寫，意思是「有了我們主--耶穌的年代」）。在公
元後的頭三百年間，耶穌的生日是在不同的日子慶祝的。最後，在
公元354年，教堂的領導人把12月25日定為耶穌基督的生日。

The Origin of Christmas

Christmas Day-December 25-which celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, the founder of the Christian religion, is the biggest and best-loved holiday in the United States.

According to the Bible, the holy book of Christians, God decided to allow his only son, Jesus Christ, to be born to a human mother and live on earth so that people could understand God better and learn to love God and each other more. "Christmas"- meaning "celebration of Christ "- honors the time when Jesus was born to a young Jewish woman Mary.

Mary was engaged to be married to Joseph, a carpenter, but before they came together, she was found to be with child. Because Joseph, her husband, was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly. But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins."

Although the exact date of the birth of Jesus nearly 2,000 years ago is not known, the calendar on the supposed date divides all time into B.C. (Before Christ )and A.D. ( a Latin phrase, Anno Domini, "in the year of our Lord.")For the first 300 years, Jesus' birthday was celebrated on different dates. Finally, in the year 354, church leaders chose December 25 as his birthday.

2、關於聖誕節的英語小短劇（帶中文），小學六年級，四~五人，都是女生，跪求。

The little match girl
Scene (1): It』s snowing. Six kids are singing song: Edelweiss….
場景一：雪在下。台上六個孩子在唱《雪絨花》
Scene (2) the little match girl shows. She is cold and very dirty.
場景二：賣火柴的小女孩出場，穿著破爛的衣服，腳上穿著一隻拖鞋，懷里裝著許多火柴.
The little match girl(賣火柴的小女孩台詞):
「oh, it』s snowing. The snow is so nice
下雪啦！雪是這樣的美.
Listen! People are singing. Oh yes, it』s Christmas Eve.
聽,大家在唱歌!是呀,今天是平安夜
People are celebrating. And Santa is sending gifts to the kids in the city. "
聽,大家在唱歌!聖誕老人正在給城裡的孩子們送禮物呢.
「 But… but I am alone. And there is no food and no new dress for me"
可是我卻孤單單的，我沒有東西吃也沒有新裙子穿.
I… I』m hungry and I』m feeling so cold
我好餓,我覺得好冷.
Will someone come to buy a match？ I still have so many!"　
會不會有人來買根火柴呢?　我還有好多沒有賣呢!」
Scene (3) Jackie, Larry, Steve, Alyssa, Jenny and Vicky show on the stage with presents and flowers. Jackie is running happily
場景三：Jackie, Larry, Steve, Alyssa, Jenny and Vicky 手拿著禮物和鮮花很快樂，Jackie飛行器快地跑出來。
(Larry, Steve, Alyssa, Jenny and Vicky)台詞: 「Jackie, please wait for us!」
等等我們！
Jackie台詞: 「Come on! You guys!
你們快點呀!
All of them show on the stage, laughing and dancing hands with hands
六個小孩都出現在舞台上，手拉著手，笑呀，跳呀！
Alyssa (astonished很驚奇地說): 「Oh, look! Who』s that?」
噢,看!那是誰?
Jenny:「 she is so poor Look! She is wearing a slipper
她很窮呀.看呀,她只穿了一隻拖鞋
And…and she is so dirty!」
噢,她好臟呀!
Steve and Larry: 「Oh, she smells. She looks like a little beggar!」
好臭,她看上去像一個乞丐。
Vicky: "Oh, poor girl！」
　可憐的人！
Steven:" Larry! There is a Christmas tree. It』s so big. Let』s go
to have a look! 」
那有一棵聖誕樹，它好大。我們去看看吧！
Larry: "Good idea! Let』s go! 」
好主意，我們走！
They all go over there to decorate the tree.
他們都跑去裝飾聖誕樹。
Scene (4): The match girl goes towards the corner and sits in the corner, feeling really cold.
場景四：賣火柴的小女孩走到牆角，蜷縮著坐下，非常地冷。
The match girl(賣火柴的小女孩台詞: 「Matches! Matches! 」
火柴，火柴！
The voice becomes weaker and weaker聲音越來越小
The girl rubs a match（小女孩擦了一根火柴）: 「Oh, my god. It』s a big stove. The fire is so warm."
我的天，這么大的一個火爐，火是那麼的溫暖。
The poor girl tries to get the stove, but it goes to the kids around the Christmas tree.
小女孩伸出手想靠近火爐，但火爐卻走了，走到聖誕樹邊。
The girl rubs a match again（小姑娘又擦了一根火柴）: 「Oh, a big chicken. It』s golden. It must be very delicious.」
呀，烤雞！金燦燦的,它一定很好吃。
The chicken goes towards the Christmas tree
烤雞也走到聖誕樹邊。
(The girl rubs another match and grandma shows)（小姑娘又擦了一根火柴，奶奶出現了）: 「Oh, my poor girl!」
噢，我可憐的孩子
Match girl: 「Grandma! Grandma! Is that you? My dear grandma!」
奶奶，奶奶，是不是你，我親愛的奶奶！」
Grandma goes towards the match girl and hugs her
奶奶走到小女孩邊上，抱住了她。
Grandma老奶奶台詞：「My poor girl. It』s me!
我可憐的孩子，是我！
They are hugging together
他們緊緊地抱在一起。
Girl小姑娘：「 It』s Christmas Eve.今天是平安夜。」
Grandma points to the Christmas tree奶奶手指聖誕樹。
Grandma奶奶:」 Look, the Christmas tree over there is so nice. And the kids are singing and dancing happily.」
看，那邊的聖誕樹是如此的美麗，孩子們都在快樂的唱呀，跳呀!
The match girl女孩: "Grandma, look at the sky! There are so many stars.
奶奶，看看星空!有這么多的星星.
They are shining. Oh, look! A shooting star!」
他們一閃一閃地, 噢，看，一顆流星！
Grandma奶奶:" Yes, someone is dying是啊，有人要去世了."
Scene (5) the poor girl died, hugging grandma
A group of angels show and sing. ----- Holly Night.
場景五：可憐的小姑娘緊緊地抱著奶奶，死了。
六個天使出場，唱著《平安夜》。

還可以吧？還有需要繼續追問O(∩_∩)O

3、求聖誕節的話劇劇本，裡面要有唱歌和跳舞的元素！！簡單些的，小學生的劇本，謝謝啦

旁白：明天是聖誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買一聖誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們一個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。
事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，一件是吉姆的金錶，那是從他祖父和父親那裡留傳下來的，還有一件是德拉那一頭棕發，又長又美麗。
德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到一些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。
（在店門口，寫著「夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發」）
德拉：你買我的頭發嗎？
夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把你的帽子脫下來，讓我看一下你的頭發。哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是請你快點把錢給我。
夫人：給你，20美元。
德拉：謝謝你，再見。
夫人：再見。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然後她在一家金店止步，進去買了一條金錶鏈。現在德拉正在家裡。
德拉：哦，多麼漂亮的金鏈子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手錶很配，當他看到它的時候，一定會很高興的。
（突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發並賣了，因為我無法度過一個我不送你聖誕節禮物的聖誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，你不會介意的，是不是？我必須這么做，我的頭發長得很快的，這你是知道的，說：「聖誕快樂！」，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。
吉姆：你剪了你的頭發？
德拉：我剪了頭發並賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟你說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是聖誕節前夜，對我好一點，吉姆，那都是為了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為你剪了頭發而對你的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。
德拉：什麼？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你會明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它們就是幾個月前陳列在櫥窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，鑲珠寶的，那顏色正好配你的發色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很貴的，我知道，我一直渴望但卻沒有絲毫的奢望擁有它。現在，它們是我的了，謝謝你，吉姆。
吉姆：現在，你知道我為什麼一開始就那麼悲傷了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我給你買了一件又美麗又好的禮物，你能猜出來嗎？
吉姆：對不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一條金錶鏈，吉姆，它是不是很可愛？我找遍了整個城才找
的，你從現在起可得一天要看一百次時間了。把你的表給我，我
想看一下表鏈裝在表上的樣子。
吉姆：德拉，讓我們把聖誕禮物收起來珍藏一段時間，它們太好了，但我
們現在用不著，我把表賣了。得到了錢才買了這梳子。現在讓我們
吃晚飯吧！

4、【急求！】萬聖節、聖誕節串聯 2-3分鍾 4人英語情景短劇，謝謝！

A B C D
A：Today is Chirstmas Day，what about watching a film?
B: It sounds good.
C:Two hours later.(旁白）
A: Oh,i think the film is too boring
B: I feel a little.
A:What about going to D's home?
B: Year, good idea.
走著走著，A看到了C
A:Hey, that's C?
B: Year, HI,C, what are you doing?
C: Oh, I am ready to buy gift for D and then go to her home.
A:we too.
C: Really? let's go there together.
B: But we need buy gift first.
C: You're right.
買了禮物，去D家，叩叩叩
C：Hello, anybody home?
D: Sure.(open the door)
A B C: Merry Chirstmas! （戴上買的聖誕帽禮物）
D： Your guys! It's to my surprise.
A: What about holding a small party?
B: Good idea!But we need some food and drink.
D: Don't worried,my mother bought some food and drink yesterday.
C: Great! Next ,we need do some games. What about playing cards?(拿出撲克牌）
D：Oh, i think it's boring, Why don't we take a song?
A B C: It sounds good!
sing a song
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And Happy New Year

Let's dance!
跳兔子舞

——The end

5、聖誕節搞笑小品英語 劇本 急急急 星期五之前要

劇本一：人物: Narrator: It』s Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus. A---在睡覺, B---在窗外唱歌.他後來引來眾人.場景: A在屋裡.(擺張桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Iwish…A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window)B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time?A: I want to sleep. I don』t want any singing.B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend.Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him.B and C: Jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh……A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep)B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend.Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D.B and C and D: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerHad a very shiny noseAnd if you ever saw itYou would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and call him namesThey never let poor RudolphPlay in any reindeer games…..A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps)B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends.Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them.B and C and D and a group of friends: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Right down Santa Claus laneVixen and Blitzen and all his reindeerPullin' on the reinsBells are ringin', children singin'All is merry and bright….A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud!B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud.Narrator: So they sing very loud.All the children: O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!How are thy leaves so verdant!O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,How are thy leaves so verdant!Not only in the summertime,But even in winter is thy prime.O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,How are thy leaves so verdant!A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that youwould all go away!B: Go away? Why didn』t you say so in the first place?Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.All the children bow to the audience and leave thestage.A: (goes back to sleep)The end

劇本二：aside once upon a time, a beautiful princess named snow white. we referred to as her white. but! in the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful! queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "beautiful invincible" after a woman so good! i am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right? lady-in-waiting yes! earth know! do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall! after mirror mirror on the wall! who is the world's most beautiful woman? mirror ... that ... before the most beautifulqueen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! she alsoon the latest issue of the flower the son does the cover! after i say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! her she was her she was her! i kill her! (meditation, refers to the ring) waiter! killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, tooth

6、聖誕節英語搞笑短劇劇本

Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful!

Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"

After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?

Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!

After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?

Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!

After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!

Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?

After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about

Killer: "What '

After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!

Killer (money than the position): ...

After: 2,000,000! Enough

Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!

After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!!

Killer: closing!

After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)

Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things

Turned

I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!!

Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being

Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!!

Princess while doing back-girls

"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!"

Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you

Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!

(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)

Dwarfs 1: Who are you!

Dwarfs 2: how do you here?

Dwarfs 3: eat our rice

Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes

Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?

Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash

7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!!

White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!!

Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.

Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!

Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!

Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!

White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey

Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!

After the (door); room was right!

White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it

After: Yes, ah

White: That person is no room!!

After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!

Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...

White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!

After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!

After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!

White: a small umbrella with it?

Pass after a small umbrella

White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)

After: how it has not

White (see shrug days) did it rain!

After: In that case, what you have to walnut?

White; do you have carrots

After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?

White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots

After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?

White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?

After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!

Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen

Small dwarf people to go home

Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!!

2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -

Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"

Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!

At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt

Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.

Prince: Who is this!

Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!

Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!!

Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition

Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!

Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!

See Prince

White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!

Prince (back) are you going to do you, you

White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!

Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)

White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.

Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!!

White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!

Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)

White: We have not married Prince you can not go!!

Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!

Ultimately the whole

旁白：很久很久以前，有一個國家，國家裡有一位可愛的公主，我們都叫她白雪公主，她過著無憂無慮的生活，我們以後簡稱她叫小白。可是，王後死了（電閃雷鳴聲），國王又取了一個新王後，新王後長的是淹死魚，摔死鳥，別提多beautiful了
（王後上，身後兩個宮女，王後手拿一張白紙，紙上有beautiful。）魔鏡立在場邊。
王後：做女人挺好，我是世界上最美的女人，（轉頭問身後的兩個宮女）你們說是嗎？
宮女1：這還用說，地球人都知道。
宮女2：不信，您問鏡子。
王後走向，手指鏡子）魔鏡，魔鏡，告訴我，世上女人誰最美？？（做搔手弄姿裝）（音樂起，
王後自己在場上用模特步走來走去。）快節奏音樂響

後:快說
魔鏡：那個~從前最美麗的人是王後您沒錯啦，可是，10多年了，確實有點審美疲勞，現在世界上最美麗的那個人是-小白！她還上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢！聽說現在有好多雜志請她拍封面呢！
後：難怪現在狗仔隊越來越少了！原來是她！她她她她她她！我要殺了她！（沉思，響指）：waiter！
殺手：（墨鏡，叼牙簽，搖搖晃晃上，蹭新王後）干嗎干嗎
王後：跟你說正經事，有個叫白雪什麼公主的，去幫我宰了她
殺手:(比money手勢）這個~
王後：兩百萬！怎麼樣
殺手：（吐牙簽）200萬？不行不行 太少了！！再加點
王後:201萬！行，還是不行！！！
殺手：（無比黑線）成交
殺手轉過去蹲下身來往衣服里裝東西
轉過來
殺手：我就是人稱玉面假飛龍的殺手killer！！ POSE
白雪公主：在一個伸手不見腳趾的夜晚 ……省略
他說要帶我去武大看櫻花（二人擺革命姿勢）

忽然
殺手臉色一變
從懷里一掏……
掏出一個小玩意= =
掏
又掏出一個小玩意
再掏
掏出了一把刀
（killer拿住刀，架公主脖子上。公主邊退邊做女生狀）
白雪公主：不要嚇人家啦啦 人家是女生誒
killer：（低頭，嘆氣，忽然轉身，手縷頭發，pose）錯錯錯，春如舊，人空瘦，淚痕紅浥鮫綃透，都說自古紅顏多薄命，但是我這個英雄跟是難過美人關啊！（唱：我總是心太軟 心太軟，把所有問題都自己扛！）你走吧，我不殺你
於是公主逃到了森林裡……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7個男人

7個小矮人跳著芭蕾上場
小矮人1：你是誰？
小矮人2：你怎麼在這里？
小矮人3：吃我們的飯?
小矮人4；穿我們的衣?
小矮人5：睡我們的床？
小矮人6：帶現金了嗎？
7個小矮人一起：我們這里不可以刷卡的喲！
小白:我純潔善良美麗可愛人見人愛花見花開車見車爆胎的白雪公主！只可惜那喪盡天良的王後竟然要追殺我，幸虧我在關鍵時候施展美人計，才得以逃脫！哎，我的王子啊！你為什麼就不能快點來呢！
事實是這樣，請你們收留我吧

就這樣，7個小矮人收留了小白，每天小矮人出去挖金子，小白就在家裡做家務。今天，矮人們又要出去了，臨走前，他們送給公主一副對聯
上聯：抵制家庭暴力
下聯：呼喚社會愛心
橫批：不要和陌生人說話！

公主做家務（音樂嘻唰唰）
小白:哎，做家務真辛苦啊！從早上到現在都3個多鍾頭了，我連一張桌子都沒有擦完！哎！

此時王後知道小白沒死，暴跳如雷，決定親自上陣

後：屋子裡有人嗎？
小白（自言自語）咦!一定是搞推銷的！小矮人說不能放搞推銷的人進來！（大喊）別敲了！屋子裡沒人！！
後；我不是來搞推銷的，我是來推薦幾種特別特別好的東西的
旁白：還不是搞推銷的！~
小白:不是搞推銷的啊！請進！門沒鎖！
後（自言自語）：門沒鎖那我敲了半天算什麼~
美麗的小姑娘，我們這兒的一切都是為了美麗的你鎖准備的噢！！
小白：帶小雨傘了嗎
後;帶了 遞過
小白（仔細端詳）嗯，不錯！不錯！（還回）
後：怎麼不要了》
小白：沒下雨呀！
後；那麼~你要核桃嗎？
小白：你有胡蘿卜嗎
後:你要核桃嗎
小白（痴呆狀）你有胡蘿卜嗎？
後（大聲）：我說的是，你，要，核，桃，嗎？
小白（聲音提起）：噢！核桃啊！（回復白痴狀)你有胡蘿卜嗎？
王後用小雨傘將小白擊倒在椅子上
掏出核桃，面對觀眾一本正經的說:這個核桃是有毒的噢！
然後喂進小白嘴裡
撐開雨傘，旋轉下台，跳著唱著；你是痛苦的，噢~~我是快樂的，噢~

小矮人回家
小矮人1；豬，別睡了！該幹活了！
小矮人2試小白鼻息，白痴狀：她死了耶……
小矮人一一重復
最後一個說完後
從口袋裡掏出面巾紙，邊撕邊哭邊扔，還一邊喊：她死了也~~嗚嗚

這時，鄰國的王子來這里打獵…
王子披床單當斗篷做小飛機狀繞場跑2周，指著公主：這是誰啊？
小矮人：其實，這是一美女！
王子仔細端詳：我KAO！這樣也叫美女！
旁白：中毒後的小白已經面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃，醒。站起身：誰打我！誰！誰！
轉頭看見王子，做花痴狀:哇！帥哥誒！
王子驚慌狀往後退:你你你要干嗎
小白抓住王子的手，學成熟男人聲：漂亮！太漂亮了！
王子：公主！你長的是那麼奔放！那樣的令人過目難忘！那樣的……(悲壯)
小白:呵，不要這么說啦，人家只是有點小漂亮而已啦！
王子指天:為什麼！為什麼我要接受這樣的命運！！
小白；王子你放心，我們不會像梁山伯和祝英台那樣悲慘的！！
王子慢慢解下公主的手，公主卻越抓越緊
王子逃脫:公主！下輩子我還會記住你的！
小白追趕王子：王子！我們還沒有結婚！你不能就這么走了！（追下台）

旁白：從此，小白開始了對王子的追捕，但是據官方史料記載，他們從今以後過上了幸福快樂的生活

全劇終