快樂的聖誕節的謎語

1、有關聖誕節的謎語(english)

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
聖誕節:每人得到Santamental的時間.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
男人的3舞台:他信仰聖誕老人 .他不信仰聖誕老人.他是聖誕老人.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
你聽說一個聖的馴鹿現在為Proctor和Gambel工作嗎?它的真 ........彗星清潔洗滌池!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
在墨西哥中綿羊怎樣說祝你聖誕快樂?欺騙Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
情況怎樣你將解僱聖?解僱卜漏大他

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
如果運動員到達,運動員步行宇航員得到什麼嗎?Missle腳趾!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
如果聖誕老人和克勞斯女士有一孩子,什麼希望他是打電話嗎?一個地位低克勞斯.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.
條件聖騎一摩托車,什麼樣的種類希望它是嗎?一霍莉Davidson.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
嚴寒說向什麼嚴寒雪人嗎?有一冰白天 !

What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
天使對另一天使說的個什麼?暈那裡 !

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!
聖誕樹對另一聖誕樹說的棵什麼?我確實嘗試冷杉你!

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
當他的玩具行為不端的時候,聖說什麼 ?玩具將是玩具.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!
聖大聲叫他的聖誕夜夏娃玩具什麼?表示同意的每人,睡眠時間!

What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
葡萄對型豎葡萄乾說什麼?鐵樹季節向是果凍.

What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
外國人說什麼時候他們在北極波蘭人身上著陸什麼?把我帶到你的發熱器.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
在聖誕節滑鼠生氣把寄給彼此什麼?越搜穗過滑鼠卡.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
elves了解在朝派學校什麼 ?小精靈-教唆!

What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
elves戴上他們的糖果手杖什麼嗎?他們的舌頭.

2、有關聖誕節的英文謎語

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!

What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.

What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.

What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.

What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy claws.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.

What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.

What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?
Kringle bells.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.

What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet.

What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol?
Array in a Manger.

What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.

What is black and white and found in the Sahara Desert?
A VERY lost penguin.

What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two penguins fighting over a pickle.

What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa.

What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"

Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
The Holly-land.

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.

Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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3、聖誕節快樂猜一生肖？

兔子，十二生肖的順序：子鼠、丑牛、寅虎、卯兔、辰龍、巳蛇、午馬、未羊、申猴、酉雞、戌狗、亥豬
「豬前有緣，馬出奇」說明在十二生肖中排在豬、馬的前面，「山上猛虎，心不驚」說明在十二生肖中再虎之後，有就是說在「兔、龍、蛇、羊」中選擇；而「眼大睛紅」，眼睛紅的只有兔子了，還有一句話是「狡兔三窟」正應證「三窟藏」。

4、聖誕節的謎語

什麼人一年只工作一次，還不被炒魷魚？謎底：聖誕老人
存心弄得很荒唐 （打一節日）謎底：聖誕
帝王出生 （打一節日）謎底：聖誕
孔子百歲生日（打一人物）謎底：聖誕老人
今年聖誕節，聖誕老人第一個放到襪子里的是什麼？謎底：聖誕老人的腳

上帝要求）我們過的一種節日，是用來慶祝大量砍樹和花錢的。

聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯。

門還未開之前，三人同時看到地上有一張新台幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會撿起它？

回答：當然是聖誕老人！

為什莫？因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。

若聖誕老人的馴鹿吃掉了你的鉛筆，你該怎麽辦？

回答：用鋼筆。

聖誕老人喜歡字花園里做什麼？

回答：鋤地。（英語中hoe和ho同音，hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。

什麼東西聖誕老人可以分發出去，自己卻還留著？

回答：感冒
時間早了

聖誕佳節到來，法官心情愉悅地問受審人：「你幹了什麼壞事呀？」

「我今年聖誕購物早了些，」犯人哭著回答。

「那並不是件壞事，」法官說，「到底多早啊？」

「商店開門之前，」犯人答道。

聖誕老人

某日，媽媽問小於：你相信有聖誕老人嗎？

小於：嗯……（想了一下）不相信……

媽媽心想小於真是長大了。她便又問：你為什麼不相信有聖誕老人呢？

小於想了想說：因為這里從沒下過雪。

聖誕樹
查理每年都向他老爸吵著要聖誕樹，他老爸總是說太貴了，不想買。

今年聖誕節又到了，查理的老爸實在被他吵得頭疼，於是提起斧子出了門。過了一刻鍾，老爸扛著一棵大個的聖誕樹回來了。查理高興地大叫起來，「老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻鍾就砍了這么大的一棵樹回來！」

老爸拍拍他的後腦勺說，「傻小子，砍樹哪有那麼快，我是從集市上帶回來的。」

查理問：「你不是嫌貴不想買的嗎？」

老爸說：「沒看我帶了斧子嗎？」

1、男性成長的三階段：

相信聖誕老人的存在。

不相信聖誕老人的存在。

自己是個聖誕老人

聖誕老人的孫子
聖誕節將到,某單位舉行一次聖誕晚會,由於節目很多,聖誕老人一般在最後才出來向大家祝福.扮演聖誕老人的演員無事,在那裡把胡須拿下來吃肯德基.當主持人說: 「現在由聖誕老人向大家祝賀聖誕節快樂.有請聖誕老人.」這時扮演聖誕老人的演員,慌張地上了台,把這胡須給忘了戴就上台.主持人一看不對呀,這聖誕老人怎麼沒有胡須呢?忘說: 「你是何人呀!」,這時他知道自己忘掉戴有須了,他急中生計地說: 「我是聖誕老人的孫子.」主持人馬上說: 「請你把你的爺爺叫來.」他回答後馬上跑到後台戴是胡須出來,對大家說: 「你們有沒有看到我的孫子.」

聖誕心願
「親愛的聖誕老人，去年我收到的是一個妹妹，而不是一輛賽車。也許，另一個想得到妹妹的男童卻收到了賽車。我們把那個妹妹留了焉為，但現在我仍然想要一輛賽車。」

鄰居的小男孩見亞歷山大這樣寫，也趕緊給寫了一封信：

「親愛的聖誕老人，去年您雖然幫我弄到了一輛賽車，但今年我還需要一輛大一歲的新賽車。至於那個新的小妹妹，您還是留到明年送給亞歷山大吧。」

2005年的聖誕節到了，布希向著上帝許願道:
"上帝，我希望得到拉燈。"
聖誕老人出現了，說：
"鑽進我的口袋，我會讓你的願望實現的。"
布希就鑽了進去，剛一進去，他就發現裡面有一個人，一驚之下，他竟然發現那個人就是…
…
布希大笑道：
"聖誕老人果然有能力，有膽識，有才華，有魄力………（以下省略）
這時，他聽見拉燈正在用阿拉伯語重復這句話。
最後，兩人聽見聖誕老人說：
"哈哈，兩方面的賞金我都得了。"
聖誕老人卸去化妝，他竟然是老薩...................................

5、有手機簡訊謎語,答案是祝你聖誕節快樂的嗎?

一、 字數過多。不易編。
二、有點脫離中國國情。所以沒有現成的。
三、編一個——供參考 字謎 打六個字
【兄帶指示來，爾走客人前，又站國土上，發話延河岸，決策心不變，爍爍火無邊！
四、「兄」前面帶「示」補——祝，

「人"面朝右，右面（前面）有」爾「——你
發話是」言「，在」延「的岸邊——誕
決策 決的一側，有個豎心。——快
火無邊 是火字不在傍邊，不見了——樂