小学生圣诞节短剧

1、适合初二学生的幽默英语小短剧，关于圣诞节的！！！

12月25日的圣诞节是庆祝基督教创始人耶稣基督生日的日子，
是美国最大、人们最喜爱的节日。

据基督教徒的圣书《圣经》说，上帝决定让他的独生子耶稣基
督投生人间，找个母亲，然后就在人间生活，以便人们能更好地了
解上帝、学习热爱上帝和更好地相互热爱。“圣诞节”的意思是“
庆祝基督”，庆祝一个年轻的犹太妇女玛丽娅生下耶稣的时刻。

玛丽娅已和木匠约瑟夫订婚。可是，在他们同居之前，约瑟夫
发现玛丽娅已怀孕。因为约瑟夫是个正派的人，又不想把这件事说
出去让她丢脸，所以他想悄悄地和她分手。他正在考虑这事时，上
帝的天使出现在他的梦中，对他说，“不要嘀咕了，把玛丽娅娶回
家。她怀的孩子来自圣灵。她将生下个男孩子，你们给孩子起名叫
耶稣，因为他将从罪恶中拯救人们。”

尽管耶稣的确切生日并不清楚，大约是在2000年前，但是日历
按着假定日期把时间分为公元前（耶稣基督诞生前）和公元后（A.
D. 是拉丁文缩写，意思是“有了我们主--耶稣的年代”）。在公
元后的头三百年间，耶稣的生日是在不同的日子庆祝的。最后，在
公元354年，教堂的领导人把12月25日定为耶稣基督的生日。

The Origin of Christmas

Christmas Day-December 25-which celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, the founder of the Christian religion, is the biggest and best-loved holiday in the United States.

According to the Bible, the holy book of Christians, God decided to allow his only son, Jesus Christ, to be born to a human mother and live on earth so that people could understand God better and learn to love God and each other more. "Christmas"- meaning "celebration of Christ "- honors the time when Jesus was born to a young Jewish woman Mary.

Mary was engaged to be married to Joseph, a carpenter, but before they came together, she was found to be with child. Because Joseph, her husband, was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly. But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins."

Although the exact date of the birth of Jesus nearly 2,000 years ago is not known, the calendar on the supposed date divides all time into B.C. (Before Christ )and A.D. ( a Latin phrase, Anno Domini, "in the year of our Lord.")For the first 300 years, Jesus' birthday was celebrated on different dates. Finally, in the year 354, church leaders chose December 25 as his birthday.

2、关于圣诞节的英语小短剧（带中文），小学六年级，四~五人，都是女生，跪求。

The little match girl
Scene (1): It’s snowing. Six kids are singing song: Edelweiss….
场景一：雪在下。台上六个孩子在唱《雪绒花》
Scene (2) the little match girl shows. She is cold and very dirty.
场景二：卖火柴的小女孩出场，穿着破烂的衣服，脚上穿着一只拖鞋，怀里装着许多火柴.
The little match girl(卖火柴的小女孩台词):
“oh, it’s snowing. The snow is so nice
下雪啦！雪是这样的美.
Listen! People are singing. Oh yes, it’s Christmas Eve.
听,大家在唱歌!是呀,今天是平安夜
People are celebrating. And Santa is sending gifts to the kids in the city. "
听,大家在唱歌!圣诞老人正在给城里的孩子们送礼物呢.
“ But… but I am alone. And there is no food and no new dress for me"
可是我却孤单单的，我没有东西吃也没有新裙子穿.
I… I’m hungry and I’m feeling so cold
我好饿,我觉得好冷.
Will someone come to buy a match？ I still have so many!"　
会不会有人来买根火柴呢?　我还有好多没有卖呢!”
Scene (3) Jackie, Larry, Steve, Alyssa, Jenny and Vicky show on the stage with presents and flowers. Jackie is running happily
场景三：Jackie, Larry, Steve, Alyssa, Jenny and Vicky 手拿着礼物和鲜花很快乐，Jackie飞行器快地跑出来。
(Larry, Steve, Alyssa, Jenny and Vicky)台词: “Jackie, please wait for us!”
等等我们！
Jackie台词: “Come on! You guys!
你们快点呀!
All of them show on the stage, laughing and dancing hands with hands
六个小孩都出现在舞台上，手拉着手，笑呀，跳呀！
Alyssa (astonished很惊奇地说): “Oh, look! Who’s that?”
噢,看!那是谁?
Jenny:“ she is so poor Look! She is wearing a slipper
她很穷呀.看呀,她只穿了一只拖鞋
And…and she is so dirty!”
噢,她好脏呀!
Steve and Larry: “Oh, she smells. She looks like a little beggar!”
好臭,她看上去像一个乞丐。
Vicky: "Oh, poor girl！”
　可怜的人！
Steven:" Larry! There is a Christmas tree. It’s so big. Let’s go
to have a look! ”
那有一棵圣诞树，它好大。我们去看看吧！
Larry: "Good idea! Let’s go! ”
好主意，我们走！
They all go over there to decorate the tree.
他们都跑去装饰圣诞树。
Scene (4): The match girl goes towards the corner and sits in the corner, feeling really cold.
场景四：卖火柴的小女孩走到墙角，蜷缩着坐下，非常地冷。
The match girl(卖火柴的小女孩台词: “Matches! Matches! ”
火柴，火柴！
The voice becomes weaker and weaker声音越来越小
The girl rubs a match（小女孩擦了一根火柴）: “Oh, my god. It’s a big stove. The fire is so warm."
我的天，这么大的一个火炉，火是那么的温暖。
The poor girl tries to get the stove, but it goes to the kids around the Christmas tree.
小女孩伸出手想靠近火炉，但火炉却走了，走到圣诞树边。
The girl rubs a match again（小姑娘又擦了一根火柴）: “Oh, a big chicken. It’s golden. It must be very delicious.”
呀，烤鸡！金灿灿的,它一定很好吃。
The chicken goes towards the Christmas tree
烤鸡也走到圣诞树边。
(The girl rubs another match and grandma shows)（小姑娘又擦了一根火柴，奶奶出现了）: “Oh, my poor girl!”
噢，我可怜的孩子
Match girl: “Grandma! Grandma! Is that you? My dear grandma!”
奶奶，奶奶，是不是你，我亲爱的奶奶！”
Grandma goes towards the match girl and hugs her
奶奶走到小女孩边上，抱住了她。
Grandma老奶奶台词：“My poor girl. It’s me!
我可怜的孩子，是我！
They are hugging together
他们紧紧地抱在一起。
Girl小姑娘：“ It’s Christmas Eve.今天是平安夜。”
Grandma points to the Christmas tree奶奶手指圣诞树。
Grandma奶奶:” Look, the Christmas tree over there is so nice. And the kids are singing and dancing happily.”
看，那边的圣诞树是如此的美丽，孩子们都在快乐的唱呀，跳呀!
The match girl女孩: "Grandma, look at the sky! There are so many stars.
奶奶，看看星空!有这么多的星星.
They are shining. Oh, look! A shooting star!”
他们一闪一闪地, 噢，看，一颗流星！
Grandma奶奶:" Yes, someone is dying是啊，有人要去世了."
Scene (5) the poor girl died, hugging grandma
A group of angels show and sing. ----- Holly Night.
场景五：可怜的小姑娘紧紧地抱着奶奶，死了。
六个天使出场，唱着《平安夜》。

还可以吧？还有需要继续追问O(∩_∩)O

3、求圣诞节的话剧剧本，里面要有唱歌和跳舞的元素！！简单些的，小学生的剧本，谢谢啦

旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧！

4、【急求！】万圣节、圣诞节串联 2-3分钟 4人英语情景短剧，谢谢！

A B C D
A：Today is Chirstmas Day，what about watching a film?
B: It sounds good.
C:Two hours later.(旁白）
A: Oh,i think the film is too boring
B: I feel a little.
A:What about going to D's home?
B: Year, good idea.
走着走着，A看到了C
A:Hey, that's C?
B: Year, HI,C, what are you doing?
C: Oh, I am ready to buy gift for D and then go to her home.
A:we too.
C: Really? let's go there together.
B: But we need buy gift first.
C: You're right.
买了礼物，去D家，叩叩叩
C：Hello, anybody home?
D: Sure.(open the door)
A B C: Merry Chirstmas! （戴上买的圣诞帽礼物）
D： Your guys! It's to my surprise.
A: What about holding a small party?
B: Good idea!But we need some food and drink.
D: Don't worried,my mother bought some food and drink yesterday.
C: Great! Next ,we need do some games. What about playing cards?(拿出扑克牌）
D：Oh, i think it's boring, Why don't we take a song?
A B C: It sounds good!
sing a song
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And Happy New Year

Let's dance!
跳兔子舞

——The end

5、圣诞节搞笑小品英语 剧本 急急急 星期五之前要

剧本一：人物: Narrator: It’s Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus. A---在睡觉, B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.场景: A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Iwish…A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window)B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time?A: I want to sleep. I don’t want any singing.B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend.Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him.B and C: Jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh……A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep)B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend.Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D.B and C and D: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerHad a very shiny noseAnd if you ever saw itYou would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and call him namesThey never let poor RudolphPlay in any reindeer games…..A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps)B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends.Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them.B and C and D and a group of friends: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Right down Santa Claus laneVixen and Blitzen and all his reindeerPullin' on the reinsBells are ringin', children singin'All is merry and bright….A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud!B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud.Narrator: So they sing very loud.All the children: O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!How are thy leaves so verdant!O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,How are thy leaves so verdant!Not only in the summertime,But even in winter is thy prime.O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,How are thy leaves so verdant!A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that youwould all go away!B: Go away? Why didn’t you say so in the first place?Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.All the children bow to the audience and leave thestage.A: (goes back to sleep)The end

剧本二：aside once upon a time, a beautiful princess named snow white. we referred to as her white. but! in the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful! queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "beautiful invincible" after a woman so good! i am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right? lady-in-waiting yes! earth know! do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall! after mirror mirror on the wall! who is the world's most beautiful woman? mirror ... that ... before the most beautifulqueen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! she alsoon the latest issue of the flower the son does the cover! after i say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! her she was her she was her! i kill her! (meditation, refers to the ring) waiter! killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, tooth

6、圣诞节英语搞笑短剧剧本

Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful!

Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"

After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?

Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!

After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?

Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!

After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!

Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?

After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about

Killer: "What '

After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!

Killer (money than the position): ...

After: 2,000,000! Enough

Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!

After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!!

Killer: closing!

After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)

Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things

Turned

I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!!

Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being

Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!!

Princess while doing back-girls

"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!"

Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you

Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!

(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)

Dwarfs 1: Who are you!

Dwarfs 2: how do you here?

Dwarfs 3: eat our rice

Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes

Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?

Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash

7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!!

White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!!

Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.

Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!

Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!

Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!

White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey

Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!

After the (door); room was right!

White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it

After: Yes, ah

White: That person is no room!!

After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!

Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...

White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!

After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!

After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!

White: a small umbrella with it?

Pass after a small umbrella

White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)

After: how it has not

White (see shrug days) did it rain!

After: In that case, what you have to walnut?

White; do you have carrots

After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?

White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots

After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?

White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?

After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!

Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen

Small dwarf people to go home

Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!!

2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -

Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"

Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!

At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt

Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.

Prince: Who is this!

Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!

Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!!

Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition

Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!

Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!

See Prince

White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!

Prince (back) are you going to do you, you

White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!

Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)

White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.

Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!!

White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!

Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)

White: We have not married Prince you can not go!!

Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!

Ultimately the whole

旁白：很久很久以前，有一个国家，国家里有一位可爱的公主，我们都叫她白雪公主，她过着无忧无虑的生活，我们以后简称她叫小白。可是，王后死了（电闪雷鸣声），国王又取了一个新王后，新王后长的是淹死鱼，摔死鸟，别提多beautiful了
（王后上，身后两个宫女，王后手拿一张白纸，纸上有beautiful。）魔镜立在场边。
王后：做女人挺好，我是世界上最美的女人，（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗？
宫女1：这还用说，地球人都知道。
宫女2：不信，您问镜子。
王后走向，手指镜子）魔镜，魔镜，告诉我，世上女人谁最美？？（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起，
王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去。）快节奏音乐响

后:快说
魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦，可是，10多年了，确实有点审美疲劳，现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白！她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢！听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢！
后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了！原来是她！她她她她她她！我要杀了她！（沉思，响指）：waiter！
杀手：（墨镜，叼牙签，摇摇晃晃上，蹭新王后）干吗干吗
王后：跟你说正经事，有个叫白雪什么公主的，去帮我宰了她
杀手:(比money手势）这个~
王后：两百万！怎么样
杀手：（吐牙签）200万？不行不行 太少了！！再加点
王后:201万！行，还是不行！！！
杀手：（无比黑线）成交
杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西
转过来
杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer！！ POSE
白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略
他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势）

忽然
杀手脸色一变
从怀里一掏……
掏出一个小玩意= =
掏
又掏出一个小玩意
再掏
掏出了一把刀
（killer拿住刀，架公主脖子上。公主边退边做女生状）
白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶
killer：（低头，叹气，忽然转身，手缕头发，pose）错错错，春如旧，人空瘦，泪痕红浥鲛绡透，都说自古红颜多薄命，但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊！（唱：我总是心太软 心太软，把所有问题都自己扛！）你走吧，我不杀你
于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人

7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场
小矮人1：你是谁？
小矮人2：你怎么在这里？
小矮人3：吃我们的饭?
小矮人4；穿我们的衣?
小矮人5：睡我们的床？
小矮人6：带现金了吗？
7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟！
小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主！只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我，幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计，才得以逃脱！哎，我的王子啊！你为什么就不能快点来呢！
事实是这样，请你们收留我吧

就这样，7个小矮人收留了小白，每天小矮人出去挖金子，小白就在家里做家务。今天，矮人们又要出去了，临走前，他们送给公主一副对联
上联：抵制家庭暴力
下联：呼唤社会爱心
横批：不要和陌生人说话！

公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰）
小白:哎，做家务真辛苦啊！从早上到现在都3个多钟头了，我连一张桌子都没有擦完！哎！

此时王后知道小白没死，暴跳如雷，决定亲自上阵

后：屋子里有人吗？
小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的！小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来！（大喊）别敲了！屋子里没人！！
后；我不是来搞推销的，我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的
旁白：还不是搞推销的！~
小白:不是搞推销的啊！请进！门没锁！
后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~
美丽的小姑娘，我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢！！
小白：带小雨伞了吗
后;带了 递过
小白（仔细端详）嗯，不错！不错！（还回）
后：怎么不要了》
小白：没下雨呀！
后；那么~你要核桃吗？
小白：你有胡萝卜吗
后:你要核桃吗
小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗？
后（大声）：我说的是，你，要，核，桃，吗？
小白（声音提起）：噢！核桃啊！（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗？
王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上
掏出核桃，面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢！
然后喂进小白嘴里
撑开雨伞，旋转下台，跳着唱着；你是痛苦的，噢~~我是快乐的，噢~

小矮人回家
小矮人1；猪，别睡了！该干活了！
小矮人2试小白鼻息，白痴状：她死了耶……
小矮人一一重复
最后一个说完后
从口袋里掏出面巾纸，边撕边哭边扔，还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜

这时，邻国的王子来这里打猎…
王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周，指着公主：这是谁啊？
小矮人：其实，这是一美女！
王子仔细端详：我KAO！这样也叫美女！
旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃，醒。站起身：谁打我！谁！谁！
转头看见王子，做花痴状:哇！帅哥诶！
王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗
小白抓住王子的手，学成熟男人声：漂亮！太漂亮了！
王子：公主！你长的是那么奔放！那样的令人过目难忘！那样的……(悲壮)
小白:呵，不要这么说啦，人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦！
王子指天:为什么！为什么我要接受这样的命运！！
小白；王子你放心，我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的！！
王子慢慢解下公主的手，公主却越抓越紧
王子逃脱:公主！下辈子我还会记住你的！
小白追赶王子：王子！我们还没有结婚！你不能就这么走了！（追下台）

旁白：从此，小白开始了对王子的追捕，但是据官方史料记载，他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活

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