快乐的圣诞节的谜语

1、有关圣诞节的谜语(english)

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
圣诞节:每人得到Santamental的时间.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
男人的3舞台:他信仰圣诞老人 .他不信仰圣诞老人.他是圣诞老人.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
你听说一个圣的驯鹿现在为Proctor和Gambel工作吗?它的真 ........彗星清洁洗涤池!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
在墨西哥中绵羊怎样说祝你圣诞快乐?欺骗Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
情况怎样你将解雇圣?解雇卜漏大他

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
如果运动员到达,运动员步行宇航员得到什么吗?Missle脚趾!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
如果圣诞老人和克劳斯女士有一孩子,什么希望他是打电话吗?一个地位低克劳斯.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.
条件圣骑一摩托车,什么样的种类希望它是吗?一霍莉Davidson.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
严寒说向什么严寒雪人吗?有一冰白天 !

What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
天使对另一天使说的个什么?晕那里 !

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!
圣诞树对另一圣诞树说的棵什么?我确实尝试冷杉你!

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
当他的玩具行为不端的时候,圣说什么 ?玩具将是玩具.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!
圣大声叫他的圣诞夜夏娃玩具什么?表示同意的每人,睡眠时间!

What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
葡萄对型竖葡萄干说什么?铁树季节向是果冻.

What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
外国人说什么时候他们在北极波兰人身上着陆什么?把我带到你的发热器.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
在圣诞节鼠标生气把寄给彼此什么?越搜穗过鼠标卡.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
elves了解在朝派学校什么 ?小精灵-教唆!

What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
elves戴上他们的糖果手杖什么吗?他们的舌头.

2、有关圣诞节的英文谜语

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!

What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.

What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.

What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.

What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy claws.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.

What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.

What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?
Kringle bells.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.

What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet.

What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol?
Array in a Manger.

What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.

What is black and white and found in the Sahara Desert?
A VERY lost penguin.

What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two penguins fighting over a pickle.

What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa.

What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"

Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
The Holly-land.

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.

Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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3、圣诞节快乐猜一生肖？

兔子，十二生肖的顺序：子鼠、丑牛、寅虎、卯兔、辰龙、巳蛇、午马、未羊、申猴、酉鸡、戌狗、亥猪
“猪前有缘，马出奇”说明在十二生肖中排在猪、马的前面，“山上猛虎，心不惊”说明在十二生肖中再虎之后，有就是说在“兔、龙、蛇、羊”中选择；而“眼大睛红”，眼睛红的只有兔子了，还有一句话是“狡兔三窟”正应证“三窟藏”。

4、圣诞节的谜语

什么人一年只工作一次，还不被炒鱿鱼？谜底：圣诞老人
存心弄得很荒唐 （打一节日）谜底：圣诞
帝王出生 （打一节日）谜底：圣诞
孔子百岁生日（打一人物）谜底：圣诞老人
今年圣诞节，圣诞老人第一个放到袜子里的是什么？谜底：圣诞老人的脚

上帝要求）我们过的一种节日，是用来庆祝大量砍树和花钱的。

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。

门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？

回答：当然是圣诞老人！

为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？

回答：用钢笔。

圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么？

回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。

什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？

回答：感冒
时间早了

圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问受审人：“你干了什么坏事呀？”

“我今年圣诞购物早了些，”犯人哭着回答。

“那并不是件坏事，”法官说，“到底多早啊？”

“商店开门之前，”犯人答道。

圣诞老人

某日，妈妈问小于：你相信有圣诞老人吗？

小于：嗯……（想了一下）不相信……

妈妈心想小于真是长大了。她便又问：你为什么不相信有圣诞老人呢？

小于想了想说：因为这里从没下过雪。

圣诞树
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸总是说太贵了，不想买。

今年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理高兴地大叫起来，“老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来！”

老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。”

查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗？”

老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗？”

1、男性成长的三阶段：

相信圣诞老人的存在。

不相信圣诞老人的存在。

自己是个圣诞老人

圣诞老人的孙子
圣诞节将到,某单位举行一次圣诞晚会,由于节目很多,圣诞老人一般在最后才出来向大家祝福.扮演圣诞老人的演员无事,在那里把胡须拿下来吃肯德基.当主持人说: “现在由圣诞老人向大家祝贺圣诞节快乐.有请圣诞老人.”这时扮演圣诞老人的演员,慌张地上了台,把这胡须给忘了戴就上台.主持人一看不对呀,这圣诞老人怎么没有胡须呢?忘说: “你是何人呀!”,这时他知道自己忘掉戴有须了,他急中生计地说: “我是圣诞老人的孙子.”主持人马上说: “请你把你的爷爷叫来.”他回答后马上跑到后台戴是胡须出来,对大家说: “你们有没有看到我的孙子.”

圣诞心愿
“亲爱的圣诞老人，去年我收到的是一个妹妹，而不是一辆赛车。也许，另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车。我们把那个妹妹留了焉为，但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车。”

邻居的小男孩见亚历山大这样写，也赶紧给写了一封信：

“亲爱的圣诞老人，去年您虽然帮我弄到了一辆赛车，但今年我还需要一辆大一岁的新赛车。至于那个新的小妹妹，您还是留到明年送给亚历山大吧。”

2005年的圣诞节到了，布什向着上帝许愿道:
"上帝，我希望得到拉灯。"
圣诞老人出现了，说：
"钻进我的口袋，我会让你的愿望实现的。"
布什就钻了进去，刚一进去，他就发现里面有一个人，一惊之下，他竟然发现那个人就是…
…
布什大笑道：
"圣诞老人果然有能力，有胆识，有才华，有魄力………（以下省略）
这时，他听见拉灯正在用阿拉伯语重复这句话。
最后，两人听见圣诞老人说：
"哈哈，两方面的赏金我都得了。"
圣诞老人卸去化妆，他竟然是老萨...................................

5、有手机短信谜语,答案是祝你圣诞节快乐的吗?

一、 字数过多。不易编。
二、有点脱离中国国情。所以没有现成的。
三、编一个——供参考 字谜 打六个字
【兄带指示来，尔走客人前，又站国土上，发话延河岸，决策心不变，烁烁火无边！
四、“兄”前面带“示”补——祝，

“人"面朝右，右面（前面）有”尔“——你
发话是”言“，在”延“的岸边——诞
决策 决的一侧，有个竖心。——快
火无边 是火字不在傍边，不见了——乐